Growth.

In terms of self growth. 

This past week I learnt a lot about my self. 

At the discretion of my awesome friends, these are some of the hilarious things that were said or sent to me; about me !

Please have a good laugh!

I tend to look like a preymantist when ever I space out and gaze at the sky.

that bitch

I also tend to be really hyper 24/7.

I also am like  my dog ? She’s a husky.

I also am viewed as an Northern Ontario driver, But I’m from southern Quebec and DRIVE way better. 😉

P.S. The hold my coffee, yea that has actually happen and I have proof. Ask my professor and my awesome friends.( the same friend that sent me the thing below!)

P.S.S. I’m the 5%, encase you didn’t catch it.

I also can’t count sheep. A.D.D.

*Everyone at work knows how much I like to sing ol McDonald.

These are just some of the things that got me laughing so much last week and just looking back at it, even though some of them are completely true and the other one (preymantist ? Do I look like I’m green and eat my boyfrined, no!) They were day saviors. They kept me laughing and honestly sometimes you just need a good belly laugh to keep on walking.

For more funny stuff you can either stalk my facebook OR view my tumblr http://amberbubblybabe.tumblr.com/

Laughing is the best medicine,

Peace.

Food For Thought – New Second Hand Car.

 

Imagine this: you get a new for you car but it’s second hand. You’re ecstatic, have freedom and are very happy. You got it for a great price, it is everything you have ever wanted. You even got winter tires, a good sound system and it even smells great.

But think about it, who owed it before you ? What has really gone on in that car ?

Was it perhaps a teenager who owned it ? Therefore the possibility of dried semen can be lurking in the fine materials of the seats. I dunno but really have you ever thought about that, chances are, there has been some form of sexual leftovers on/in your new car. I mean just take a minute and look in your back seat, any weird stains ?

I’ll let you guys ponder on this.

Peace.

Water.

Firstly, Pipe the fuck down and for those of you’s whom want to know where I got this from visit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EldZB85l6bU

I love all natural things, like water, cause without it of course I couldn’t wash my hair, stay hydrated, I dunno give my dog water, kayak, skate and all other sorts of stuff.

But for some god damn not normal reason *Global warming* everything melted today, in the middle of January, in Canada. And river road *Hint hint* Flooded and the town hadn’t put signs up so here I am like *La di da, la di da, HOLY MOTHER F^CK, shit. Christ* and of course I stall. For those of you’s currently lost in translation, my car stalled in the road turned river with a current and slabs of ice floating onto the other side, and I am dead center in a curve and couldn’t see the ground and started panicking.

I almost died (Not really)but I was scared that I was going to be swept away into the ditch and drown and some random lose crocodile was going to snatch my dead body up and I would be forever lost. These are real thoughts. Yes very sad. I did get out and will be steering clear of that road for the next week or so.

The only thing is when I drove by that road to take another road (about 2 hours later) they had a sign up , Like REALLY. Thanks for the late notice. That would have been great to know way before. Thanks buddy.

*Breathes a refreshing sigh.*

Here’s a picture of the road it gets worst more into the street but obviously I wasn’t going to walk or drive further in for a picture. 

Alas I am alive and although slightly irritated I’m happy they have the sign up so no one can get stuck or potentially get  eaten by a crocodile or stranded shark or anything. (I live near Montreal – no we do not have sharks or crocodiles but I do have random panic attacks which convince myself as  so – no I am not crazy; just creative with my imagination.)

Peace.

P.s. Avoid deep water, because if I recall the Land before time Song “Deep water” there are scary things in there that you can’t see. Dinosaurs!!!

Derp.

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

(We love you, Favorite childhood movie.)

So as you guys might or might not know, my car (le neon) died in August 2012(As my parents would say “The shitbox died) and I bought an Elantra in September (The other car that is possibly better than my car but I keep denying it because Le neon will always be my first car when in reality it is my third.) (I have a bad car history, I won’t elaborate on this). We couldn’t figure out what was wrong with my car, etc, etc, etc.  So I had bought my New to me but very old to the world winter beater to obviously get me through winter. And it has done that and has only had issues once and that being a battery problem. How Ironic (See below.)

Well Guess what ?!? My Neon starts. *Pulls out hair.* All it need was a frigin boost (and a New battery).

Now I’m stuck. The current car I have is *Cough* automatic *ew* and I hate automatics I love my stick shifts. So what do I do; sell my neon now that it works?! sell the Elantra. Keep both? Go in the Derby? With which one?

*cries in confusion* You can tell I’m such a women eh ? I can never decide on what the hell I want to do.  NEVERRRR.  I seriously feel bad for the male race for the fact that they have to deal with us women never being 100% sure of what they want.

Oh and lastly I spent 500$ on my “new to me but old to the world car” when in reality I could have had my boyfriend boost it and get a 40$ second hand battery form the scrap year.

Fantastic. Vehicles. Modes of transportation. Gas guzzlers.