Tag Archive | Pipe the fuck down

Moday moments.

Ahh, don’t we all love Mondays, they are the symbol for a new week and a fresh start.
My fresh start involved jinxing myself and then spilling pineapple juice everywheres. Typical me, So the story goes as this. Talking to Jessie “I want my pineapple fruit cup but knowing me I will spill it everywheres.” I forgo with eating the pineapple fruit cup. I not only spill it (Just a little my notes would have been ok if it was only that) I spill it a second time.  A SECOND TIME. And my notes died and I had to rewrite a page of them.
Next: a few things came in the form of complete gibberish, legit. I called apple pie; cake, and then the server started saying cake because of me. I said ‘dfknkdf’ and was trying to say thank you and can I have a spoon. For some reason my mouth ceases to work today, it’s like communication just doesn’t seem to work.
But for the record I was on time today 🙂 and I participated in class which was awesome it felt like it had been ages since I was at school, thank god I’m over that retched stomach virus thing (which I gave to my younger brother) *Sneaks in a giggle*
I hope to get some things done today:
  1. Pay bills
  2. Do methods homework
  3. Read more Shakespeare
  4. Crochet
  5. look for gifts
  6. Make some calls (Yoga instructor and a friends thinger- yes I mean thinger^)
  7. Clean my kitchen
  8. Farm ville 2, for only an hour max (No more than an hour!)
  9. And train, some zumba fitness and maybe a jog.
  10.  Up load a blog about what I got done.
^  Thinger Definition: It means a thing, but so much more than just a standard thing, it has meaning and a purpose therefore thinger can be applied.
#PipeTheFuckDown

Water.

Firstly, Pipe the fuck down and for those of you’s whom want to know where I got this from visit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EldZB85l6bU
I love all natural things, like water, cause without it of course I couldn’t wash my hair, stay hydrated, I dunno give my dog water, kayak, skate and all other sorts of stuff.
But for some god damn not normal reason *Global warming* everything melted today, in the middle of January, in Canada. And river road *Hint hint* Flooded and the town hadn’t put signs up so here I am like *La di da, la di da, HOLY MOTHER F^CK, shit. Christ* and of course I stall. For those of you’s currently lost in translation, my car stalled in the road turned river with a current and slabs of ice floating onto the other side, and I am dead center in a curve and couldn’t see the ground and started panicking.
I almost died (Not really)but I was scared that I was going to be swept away into the ditch and drown and some random lose crocodile was going to snatch my dead body up and I would be forever lost. These are real thoughts. Yes very sad. I did get out and will be steering clear of that road for the next week or so.
The only thing is when I drove by that road to take another road (about 2 hours later) they had a sign up , Like REALLY. Thanks for the late notice. That would have been great to know way before. Thanks buddy.
*Breathes a refreshing sigh.*
Here’s a picture of the road it gets worst more into the street but obviously I wasn’t going to walk or drive further in for a picture. 

Flood and stuff.

Alas I am alive and although slightly irritated I’m happy they have the sign up so no one can get stuck or potentially get  eaten by a crocodile or stranded shark or anything. (I live near Montreal – no we do not have sharks or crocodiles but I do have random panic attacks which convince myself as  so – no I am not crazy; just creative with my imagination.)
Peace.
P.s. Avoid deep water, because if I recall the Land before time Song “Deep water” there are scary things in there that you can’t see. Dinosaurs!!!
Derp.